Hey, just as long as you stay away from Peter. ;)

Different universe, my mun says, so Peter's safe.

Anyway, I don't think I like him that much.

Apparently he was a real dick as a teenager. Not that I was much better.

Huh?

My mun would like to point you in the direction of the rash of teenager losses sweeping the Who!crew at Para especially because Ten is terrified of the bad influence teen!Donna would have on Jenny.

My mun really needs a TARDIS of her own to have time for everything.

But clearly should go post me in now while doing homework for bad influence of teen!Donna at Para!

Hey, your dad is fit.

So I see no harm at all in snogging a look-alike!

Really?

Absolutely! To both points. I mean, just as long as you don't think of him as your father. It might be a bit strange but... strange is definitely part of living the lives that we do!

So, who is this lucky lad anyway?

His name is Giac Casanova.

He's absolutely lovely.


And not in the same universe as Jay, obviously!

...

Casanova?

Oi, Jenny. I suppose if you want to snog anyone, he is a good place to start!

And I was wondering, I figured things with Jay hadn't turned so quickly!

Really? You've heard of him?

Things with Jay are still very much happy!

I have, through stories. He lived a long time before me, to be honest I didn't even know he was real! I always thought he just a story.

That's wonderful, Jenny and Jay seem crazy about each other so that would be a shame!

He seems real enough!

It's progressed to love. And adorableness! And shagging like bunnies!

I would imagine as much, if you are snogging him!

On my planet, at least, sometimes it is hard to tell if someone who lived a long time ago was real or was just a story. Like Robin Hood.

That is so very adorable! I imagine they are little sex machines, too. Ah, young love!

*giggles*

He's a good kisser, too! And he has really pretty eyes.

You're talking about myths, aren't you? I know of those.


I shall push you in the direction of Jenny's memories to read Milliways threads with Bart. And Edward, her sparkly vampire not!brother!

Not wrong; kinky.

Kinky?

Definitely a little kinky.

Don't worry, it's a very good thing.

Kinky is a very good thing?

That still doesn't entirely tell me what it means.

Basically? It means fun.

I like fun.

Then you'll love kinky.

What do you like?

No way. Don't even go there, John, she's just a kid!