You're a soldier! Sorry, I should say were a soldier! Me too! It's the whole reason I exist.

[Quite literally.]

I was, yeah. If I thought I could go back to being a soldier without my brother murdering me in my sleep for the decision, I probably would still be a soldier. But he's got good reason to want me to stay in retirement. What branch of military are you? And that's, I guess, assuming you're US military, sorry; I don't know what they call the different services in other countries.